Banter for 6th December

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Rumour has it Fosse are thinking of getting the game called off tomorrow as they are fearing Sporting Wigston coming to Brighton Avenue...

They have obviously not heard about our injury crisis and distinct lack of available players!

Good rumour.

Declan Swan wrote:

Good rumour.

Which ones the rumour though

Div 3 AFC Beesknees 5 v 4 LM Utd (HT 2-2)

Jock 2
Blandy
Spill
James

We were awful today, very poor, on an absolute bog of a pitch, very difficult for either side to play any football. We will play loads better than that and lose this season. We were missing a few key players, but no excuses, LM missed a lot of chances, Dykey in particular. Most of our players played like they were superstars after hitting 10 last week, 2nd half was slightly better, but we need to buck our idea's up if we are gonna compete towards the top this year.

Little Bowden 1 Humberstone Rangers 6

Not out best today in poor conditions. Goals from Ryan Elliott (2), Mark Gifford (2), Ryan Hurst and Ash Castle.

Our goal was my fault for dicking with the ball in a muddy puddle, but hey ho.

I would mention the ref's fitness, but I dont want to feel the League's wrath ala Fergie!!

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Lost to advance today 5 2... don't think the result matched the scoreline personnally, we did well seeing as we only had a 11,, played some good football at times, think height made the difference they scored 4 headers, but i playd well for once so hey

Duane wrote:

Gaz Great Wigston Manager wrote:

webbys 1-7 throops
niffy reserves 1-2 west end

It was actually 8-1 to Throops,...awesome display today agaisnt a top side and top bunch of lads,.

One word today - shocking!! When we went 1-0 up with a well worked goal and you had your forward go off injured to leave you with ten men we just took our foot off the gas. To your credit you didn't give up and got three quick goals. It didn't help when our keeper got sent off even though the lino had flagged for offside. The rest as they say is history!!

Good luck in the next round lads, go on to win it for the Alliance league!!

Fosse and Sporting turned up today to be graced with a pitch that was spot on for football. I don't think anyone had any issues with the pitch. There were no puddles and the pitch didn't really tear up too much.

County ref turned up and said the pitch was not fit to play on.

Superpies showed some initiative and gave Dennis a call and we got a league ref and played it as a league game. Pitch was fine.

She reckons we will play the game next week but with it being December and a downpur predicted I don't think this game will ever get played.

[quote="Declan Swan"]Fosse and Sporting turned up today to be graced with a pitch that was spot on for football. I don't think anyone had any issues with the pitch. There were no puddles and the pitch didn't really tear up too much.

County ref turned up and said the pitch was not fit to play on. It was ridiculous.

Superpies showed some initiative and gave Dennis a call and we got a league ref and played it as a league game. Pitch was fine.

She reckons we will play the game next week but with it being December and a downpur predicted I don't think this game will ever get played.[/quote]

Nice hatrick Decco..........

I was robbed !

[quote="Declan Swan"]I was robbed ! [/quote]


No way, mark it down, that was your best goal, end of......

magna town 5 qpr 3 aet (2-2 at full time)

wqas a good game today in boggy conditons managed to battle out a win tho

magna scorers

me 1
elliot newton 2
harvey webb 1
keiron rowley 1

well done to the fosse lads, on the day a thousand miles better than us today, hope next week against you boys its a bit better, nice day to make my return.. NOT lol

Throop.fc 8- 1 Webbys Thought we were great today against a strong webbys team, if we keep playing like today then were be pushing for another trophy come end of the season

Dont you just love it when you get BIG mouths ,when they win,and guess wot 2 weeks later get guffed.
Well I for 1 was shocked at the Wigston Utd rejects (Sporting Wigston) today.
I thought for a change I'll go watch a lower division game ,Well they will get hammered against us in the Billy Walton.They are poor and what on earth is Rich Saunders playing for them for is ,well confusing.
The BIG mouth hasbean (jeyes)well he was poor ,Sporting manager get rid for your teams sake he is rotten ,attitude or what,
The other Wigston United lads tried hard but just aint good enough, no wonder they where frightened to play in the premier,.
Why didnt the manager play he played well the other week I heard ,another 1 frieghtened maybe?
There was Goddard who looked like he wanted it and got what he deserved(just like forest,come on you reds).And yes you did get a trick.Get rid of the old boy Jeyes or you will sink unless he sinks another level to find his level.

Nice to get only our 2nd win of the season, 2-1 away at Niffy this morning. Darren Bailey continued his good form with the 1st and Adam Winterton headed the 2nd.

Hopefully we can start to climb the table now

PREM STAR wrote:

Dont you just love it when you get BIG mouths ,when they win,and guess wot 2 weeks later get guffed.
Well I for 1 was shocked at the Wigston Utd rejects (Sporting Wigston) today.
I thought for a change I'll go watch a lower division game ,Well they will get hammered against us in the Billy Walton.They are poor and what on earth is Rich Saunders playing for them for is ,well confusing.
The BIG mouth hasbean (jeyes)well he was poor ,Sporting manager get rid for your teams sake he is rotten ,attitude or what,
The other Wigston United lads tried hard but just aint good enough, no wonder they where frightened to play in the premier,.
Why didnt the manager play he played well the other week I heard ,another 1 frieghtened maybe?
There was Goddard who looked like he wanted it and got what he deserved(just like forest,come on you reds).And yes you did get a trick.Get rid of the old boy Jeyes or you will sink unless he sinks another level to find his level.

Nice try Richo. Poor attempt at a wind up though.

Bit harsh on Jeyesy! He was definately one of Sportings better players on the day. He showed he still has great vision and the capability to produce a defence splitting pass

Riley yours was a clear own goal! Although well played up front freed up Elliott loads with your movement!

Tomassi wrote:

Riley yours was a clear own goal! Although well played up front freed up Elliott loads with your movement!

mate dont say that he will take you seriously and expect to start up top next week! all about the corner and header before it

Nice try Richo. Poor attempt at a wind up though. [/quote]



Sorry wazzer you got wrong 1 there my little cuz

Paulo_MTFC wrote:

Tomassi wrote:

Riley yours was a clear own goal! Although well played up front freed up Elliott loads with your movement!

mate dont say that he will take you seriously and expect to start up top next week! all about the corner and header before it

Did a good job though! Although he may tell the lino to f off and get sent off when he strays offside like he did a couple years back (funny as f!)

Who missed your penalty? It must have cleared the park let alone the bar!

Paul "Trig" Goddard. He is usually very good with them! we never do it easy anyway, dont think we have ever had a easy win since we started! lol

Jimmyb wrote:

Bit harsh on Jeyesy! He was definately one of Sportings better players on the day. He showed he still has great vision and the capability to produce a defence splitting pass

was heart brokenn when you called me a ninny lol

Haha I have never used that word in my life! Think I said 'no need' mate!

i slipped over thats all lol... was a great game for my come back lol

On the plus side though Denty, at least you didn't have to play against Dean for 90 minutes. He was a man possessed yesterday !

Declan Swan wrote:

On the plus side though Denty, at least you didn't have to play against Dean for 90 minutes. He was a man possessed yesterday !

Dean was quality yesterday can't take that away but to be fair we also has 11 possessed men on the pitch hell bent on giving you as many chances as possible to score! Great display by you're lads and an absolute stinker by us!cheers for the grub! Can't wait for the county cup game on sunday once this heatwave dries the "unplayable" pitch out!!

beat kibworth 1-0 yesterday on a not to clever pitch, it cut up after 20 mins making it hard work for both teams, there biggest problem by far tho was there striker constantly arguing with the ref and anyone that would listen he moaned for 90 mins none stop, he talked his way into the book and nearly off the field, if theres a bigger tit in the alliance league i hope i never meet the guy

:cheers:

Declan Swan wrote:

On the plus side though Denty, at least you didn't have to play against Dean for 90 minutes. He was a man possessed yesterday !

I do seem to remember denty tying Morgan up in a bit of a knot at one point then swiftly departing with the ball. I imagine both have been reliving the moment!

polska no1 wrote:

ex ressys bossman wrote:

beat kibworth 1-0 yesterday on a not to clever pitch, it cut up after 20 mins making it hard work for both teams, there biggest problem by far tho was there striker constantly arguing with the ref and anyone that would listen he moaned for 90 mins none stop, he talked his way into the book and nearly off the field, if theres a bigger tit in the alliance league i hope i never meet the guy

There is such a person, his user name is newbie . Lets hope you never get to play against Webbies W
anderers.

If there is a guy worst and this guy u say is the fella, he must have some serious issues. at are standard 90% of the cards must be for giving the ref poor or falling out with other players amd some off the gob shits must be paying the extra 8 quid every week cause off it,

Jimmyb wrote:

Declan Swan wrote:

On the plus side though Denty, at least you didn't have to play against Dean for 90 minutes. He was a man possessed yesterday !

I do seem to remember denty tying Morgan up in a bit of a knot at one point then swiftly departing with the ball. I imagine both have been reliving the moment!

I look forward to a re match against dean, I'm up for it

rocky wrote:

Nice try Richo. Poor attempt at a wind up though.

Sorry wazzer you got wrong 1 there my little cuz [/quote]

How many log ins have you got then Rich???

Screech Powers wrote:

PREM STAR wrote:

Dont you just love it when you get BIG mouths ,when they win,and guess wot 2 weeks later get guffed.
Well I for 1 was shocked at the Wigston Utd rejects (Sporting Wigston) today.
I thought for a change I'll go watch a lower division game ,Well they will get hammered against us in the Billy Walton.They are poor and what on earth is Rich Saunders playing for them for is ,well confusing.
The BIG mouth hasbean (jeyes)well he was poor ,Sporting manager get rid for your teams sake he is rotten ,attitude or what,
The other Wigston United lads tried hard but just aint good enough, no wonder they where frightened to play in the premier,.
Why didnt the manager play he played well the other week I heard ,another 1 frieghtened maybe?
There was Goddard who looked like he wanted it and got what he deserved(just like forest,come on you reds).And yes you did get a trick.Get rid of the old boy Jeyes or you will sink unless he sinks another level to find his level.

Nice try Richo. Poor attempt at a wind up though.

I love it..........time for another minto...........wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

wiggoboy wrote:

Screech Powers wrote:

PREM STAR wrote:

Dont you just love it when you get BIG mouths ,when they win,and guess wot 2 weeks later get guffed.
Well I for 1 was shocked at the Wigston Utd rejects (Sporting Wigston) today.
I thought for a change I'll go watch a lower division game ,Well they will get hammered against us in the Billy Walton.They are poor and what on earth is Rich Saunders playing for them for is ,well confusing.
The BIG mouth hasbean (jeyes)well he was poor ,Sporting manager get rid for your teams sake he is rotten ,attitude or what,
The other Wigston United lads tried hard but just aint good enough, no wonder they where frightened to play in the premier,.
Why didnt the manager play he played well the other week I heard ,another 1 frieghtened maybe?
There was Goddard who looked like he wanted it and got what he deserved(just like forest,come on you reds).And yes you did get a trick.Get rid of the old boy Jeyes or you will sink unless he sinks another level to find his level.

Nice try Richo. Poor attempt at a wind up though.

I love it..........time for another minto...........wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............have another minto mate.

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