mystery of the fosters cup

does anyone know where it is ?


i know that 2 league representatives entered the saff lounge looking for it last night, but they didnt find it

Can't imagine anyone at saff lounge would steal it....far too nice and honest for things like that

NRI Reserves won it didn't they?

After they dropped it I said get it fixed only to be told " them dippy alliance do gooders won't even notice, we've tucked em up on numerous occasions under their very big noses"!!!

We played a charity game couple off weeks ago and somebody donated that as the prize!
What can I say we was drunk! Not got a clue who took it

And somebody wrote on it "raj has a massive c***" on it in permanent marker

Who would want it now?

Apparently that cup has bin spotted in the midland being used for the dog to its chappie out of!!

Eat

The lad looking after it is called John welsh he said he'd measure any one!

saffplayer wrote:

We played a charity game couple off weeks ago and somebody donated that as the prize!
What can I say we was drunk! Not got a clue who took it

Looks like its down to Craig Marvell & Blain King, they know where they live, they could always send the heavies round, they could seize goods to the value of the missing item, but there probably wont be much value on saff lounge bar ashtrays, and some potnoodles from the kitchen, but you never know, it might just turn up.

On a serious note one of the team players won an all expensive trip to New Zealand from a well known crisp manufacturer and took 6 players with him. I was told they took the fosters cup with them on tour to show the kiwis. If i remember rightly they got pissed up in the A'isha night club in Auckland and left it there, the best bet would be to put Dennis on a Island hopper over to Auckland and try to rescue it. But he'd better take some ear defenders with him as its an underground club as you know what those saff lads are like for there rave ups. Dennis could then FedEx it back just in time for the final

ive heard from a reliable source that stephen stokes was spotted on tams bench on saffron lane at 8.15 this morning and he was drinking meths out of it

Rumours have been circulating that a young asian shemale called Prittesh Patter has the cup in her bedroom and uses it to keep her trophy boxers in. These are the boxer shorts she collects from her lounge bar conquests who currently include Steve Stokes, Jamie Dunkley, Ryan Rowley, Ashley Keohane, 70s Tim, Ryan Harding and John Welsh. Jamie Dunkley and John Welshy were alleged to have taken part in a 3 some with the asian minx but with Kraig Anderson as the only witness, reports cannot be confirmed.

Good luck finding Miss Patter's abode. She shrowds herself in secrecy and the only person to have had intimate relations with her at her home was Mark da Goalie, however he refutes this claim and therefore will not disclose the whereabouts of her address, worring that this admission will effectively confirm that he can be added to the list of her dirty conquests.

Anyway... She buys a McDonalds breakfast wrap at 7.30am every morning from Hamilton Macdonalds and a fillet o fish from the same McDonalds at 9.00pm each night. So recent word has been that she resides in the Hamilton area.

To further twist the tale, Pritesh has recently been accused of breaking into the Saffron Lounge and stealing Ashley Keo's Dr Dre Beats earphones that him and Kraig with a kicking K Anderson first listened to Thrift Shop by Macklemore on.

As we all know Ashley Keo is a stickler for items with sentimental value and he desperately wants those Dr Dre BEats earphones back, him and Kraig have not been the same since they were stolen. For this reason he is offering a £700 reward on Pritesh's head.

.........sooooooo....

Yes you have got it, if we find Pritesh, Keo gets his earphones, you get your £700 and Gordon Wells gets his Fosters Cup trophy back. WIN WIN WIN situation.

LETS FIND THE LITTLE BlTCH!

What a load of old twaddle that cant be true, we all know the A'isha night club has big butch gay men, they're the guys muscled up, adorned in bondage gear, heavily tatooed, and seeking out any fresh young chocolate starfish, if prittesh set foot in that dive, he'd be given the sex change operation for nowt, what colour boxers are your joey? perhaps tommy'll see if he can find them in the cup.

white boxers with no skids

Yes theres a pair there, a little bit hard on the front.

mystery solved, the cup is now safely in morleys possession, pritish patter has a lot to answer for as i had to empty the cup which was full of milk, at least i thought it was milk

Did it taste like milk?

Hellboy wrote:

Did it taste like milk?

possibly

Well who ever lifts it next hope they don't drink out of it after what the saff lads did in it! Oh poo lol

The so called mystery has now been solved - thanks to those who provided the clues and the tip offs.

Common sense has prevailed

The thread is now at the end of it's time