Set of Keys Found

Hi Everyone,

On Sunday we got our nets out for the first time since the end of last season and tangled up with them was a set of keys. I have spoken to our lads who have all said they haven't lost any so it may be one of the visiting teams from last year that may have lost them. I appreciate and apologise that these may have been found way too late but we have only just starting using our nets again.

I think he's sold his house and changed his car now.

oh no it's not the wifes chasity belt key is it, i didn't realise they were missing!

Ive got a spare set if you get desperate in the near future.

don't worry mate i'll borrow widds set he lives nearer

i have a skeleton key for all!

not much use if you've only got a 3in willy.

Hellboy wrote:

not much use if you've only got a 3in willy.

You been looking in the mirror again

my mirror has to be all the way to the floor.

in order for me to see the tip.

Hellboy wrote:

not much use if you've only got a 3in willy.

bit kind on widds is that

yeah but it is 3 lots of 1"

tysmith c.n.f.c wrote:

Hellboy wrote:

not much use if you've only got a 3in willy.

bit kind on widds is that

Yes, apparently when he was born, his mum and dad were convinced he was a little girl, owing to the lack of male genitalia, however the doctors insisted they carry out some rigorous tests, after using several magnification techniques, including the use of the hubble space telescope, they discovered that he was indeed a boy, its a good job we did make it to the moon, as that mirror thats placed on the surface, was used to bounce back the image of this little lads twinky.

tysmith c.n.f.c wrote:

Hellboy wrote:

not much use if you've only got a 3in willy.

bit kind on widds is that

if you have time to take the p*** you have time to answer my message ya bell!

Widds wrote:

tysmith c.n.f.c wrote:

Hellboy wrote:

not much use if you've only got a 3in willy.

bit kind on widds is that

if you have time to take the p*** you have time to answer my message ya bell!

Maybe he doesn't want to play for the NRI pothunters?!

Haha everyone wants to play for us

CSKA17 wrote:

Widds wrote:

tysmith c.n.f.c wrote:

Hellboy wrote:

not much use if you've only got a 3in willy.

bit kind on widds is that

if you have time to take the p*** you have time to answer my message ya bell!

Maybe he doesn't want to play for the NRI pothunters?!

I only answer the rejections

Haha diamond geeza!