Slightly?????? it cant be widds then, last time i saw him he'd actually gained a few stone,
balding?????? it cant be widds then, all the hairs left his head many moons ago.
roaming????? it cant be widds then, that'd be more exercise than he's done in 14yrs.
new club????? it cant be widds then, he's gone off golfing with all the other portly players...