Patrick Berger was supposedly spotted playing for an Alliance League team at Market Harborough Leisure Centre this weekend (30/01/2011)
The former Liverpool, Portsmouth & Aston Villa frontman, 37, was seen playing in a variety of positions for Wigston Rangers in the away defeat to Little Bowden.
When questioned later on Monday if it was indeed he who was there on Sunday, the Czech striker quipped "I most certainly was not playing that game, but I demand that the Wigston players give me back my alice bands, as my entire back catalogue has gone missing, and I can no longer keep my wavy locks under control"
More to follow on this soon.....