Craziest Keeper?

Who is the most mental and why?

Easy matt at sporting wigston, most nuts i have ever played with by a mile

I would have to say Craig fetch. He was the rockets keeper a few years back and he joined us midway through last season. Cracking keeper and brave beyond belief at times. And within a week of joining us got the nickname the monk due to his somewhat delicate personality!

Got to be kregg bryan in the alliance, not the best goalie around but brave as fook, seen him get his face in the way of the ball on many occasions, completely insane if you pi55 him off, you dont get sectioned if all your dogs are barkin

Bowden new boy wrote:

Easy matt at sporting wigston, most nuts i have ever played with by a mile

agreed he commentates to himself with everything he does he is crackers

Inter Mivan keeper who i believe only plays when he gets day release from HMP Welford Road!

Shocking keeper but goes crazy, Hes never sure whether he wants his gloves on or off.
Gloves come off more often then the ref blows the whistle

Trys punching the crossbar in anger (Good job the little fellow couldn't reach)
Bless him though he must have backache from picking the ball up from the back of the net.


Or was it just a case of him forgetting to take his tablets that day?

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Inter Mivan keeper who i believe only plays when he gets day release from HMP Welford Road!

Shocking keeper but goes crazy, Hes never sure whether he wants his gloves on or off.
Gloves come off more often then the ref blows the whistle

Trys punching the crossbar in anger (Good job the little fellow couldn't reach)
Bless him though he must have backache from picking the ball up from the back of the net.


Or was it just a case of him forgetting to take his tablets that day?

Aint that the bloke of mean machine?

On a serious note Leicester Foxes Keeper is the craziest keeper I have ever seen, once did a 2 footer on one of our players, Swanny was referee and knew the keeper, Waito??? and it was last minute so he didnt punish him, one of our players complained to which a guy at the side quipped "Don't upset him, he hasnt taken his pills this morning" Our player responded with a nervous laugh to which the bloke replied "Seriously"

Magna 73 Sec wrote:

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Inter Mivan keeper who i believe only plays when he gets day release from HMP Welford Road!

Shocking keeper but goes crazy, Hes never sure whether he wants his gloves on or off.
Gloves come off more often then the ref blows the whistle

Trys punching the crossbar in anger (Good job the little fellow couldn't reach)
Bless him though he must have backache from picking the ball up from the back of the net.


Or was it just a case of him forgetting to take his tablets that day?

Aint that the bloke of mean machine?

On a serious note Leicester Foxes Keeper is the craziest keeper I have ever seen, once did a 2 footer on one of our players, Swanny was referee and knew the keeper, Waito??? and it was last minute so he didnt punish him, one of our players complained to which a guy at the side quipped "Don't upset him, he hasnt taken his pills this morning" Our player responded with a nervous laugh to which the bloke replied "Seriously"

waito is a lovely guy but get on his wrong side and you'll end up regretting it, he was doorman at the rocket for many a year and had to deal with a hell of a lot of travelling folk armed with swords and guns. he is also a great penalty taker

Yep, he buried a penalty past me when he was playing for Glenfield Town on a Saturday once. He also broke one of our players cheekbones in the same game.

got to agree that sporting wigston keeper is crazy top quality aswell runs out towards his half way line some time great stuff

Magna 73 Sec wrote:

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Inter Mivan keeper who i believe only plays when he gets day release from HMP Welford Road!

Shocking keeper but goes crazy, Hes never sure whether he wants his gloves on or off.
Gloves come off more often then the ref blows the whistle

Trys punching the crossbar in anger (Good job the little fellow couldn't reach)
Bless him though he must have backache from picking the ball up from the back of the net.


Or was it just a case of him forgetting to take his tablets that day?

Aint that the bloke of mean machine?

On a serious note Leicester Foxes Keeper is the craziest keeper I have ever seen, once did a 2 footer on one of our players, Swanny was referee and knew the keeper, Waito??? and it was last minute so he didnt punish him, one of our players complained to which a guy at the side quipped "Don't upset him, he hasnt taken his pills this morning" Our player responded with a nervous laugh to which the bloke replied "Seriously"

Mark Wait is his name

Magna 73 Sec wrote:

Yep, he buried a penalty past me when he was playing for Glenfield Town on a Saturday once. He also broke one of our players cheekbones in the same game.

Missed a pen against Polska once!

I think one of our Polish keepers is the craziest, although unfortunately he only featrued for us in pre season. He had a blinder in a friendly against Leicester Accies one Sunday morning. Then he played down Goals later that day. Then he got bored so went out in the evening to play football on the park and broke his ankle!

wafc wrote:

I would have to say Craig fetch. He was the rockets keeper a few years back and he joined us midway through last season. Cracking keeper and brave beyond belief at times. And within a week of joining us got the nickname the monk due to his somewhat delicate personality!

got to agree! went up for a corner and fetchy comes into the back of me and we are on the floor and he is kicking f*ck out of me until he realised it was me.... got the scar to prove it too haha

i give him some grief, just gotta know how far to push some people

stick to the topic Jeremy Kyle

chip douglas wrote:

Magna 73 Sec wrote:

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Inter Mivan keeper who i believe only plays when he gets day release from HMP Welford Road!

Shocking keeper but goes crazy, Hes never sure whether he wants his gloves on or off.
Gloves come off more often then the ref blows the whistle

Trys punching the crossbar in anger (Good job the little fellow couldn't reach)
Bless him though he must have backache from picking the ball up from the back of the net.

Or was it just a case of him forgetting to take his tablets that day?

Aint that the bloke of mean machine?

On a serious note Leicester Foxes Keeper is the craziest keeper I have ever seen, once did a 2 footer on one of our players, Swanny was referee and knew the keeper, Waito??? and it was last minute so he didnt punish him, one of our players complained to which a guy at the side quipped "Don't upset him, he hasnt taken his pills this morning" Our player responded with a nervous laugh to which the bloke replied "Seriously"

waito is a lovely guy but get on his wrong side and you'll end up regretting it, he was doorman at the rocket for many a year and had to deal with a hell of a lot of travelling folk armed with swords and guns. he is also a great penalty taker

Waito is a legend, seen him once trying to get a ball back from a garden behind his goal and he ends up falling through the fence brill.

gotta mentioned Leon Strong - playing for Niffy 1st!! What a sick keeper...probably the best in terms of quality in the alliance!! Also not afraid of punching the ball with several members or both sets of players...have been taken out by him on a number of occasions...

Great loyalty too!!!

got to be waito for me,,,,once picked ball up and stood there and as player ran past him he stuck his leg out for no reason and tripped him,,,,,,great bloke but crazy

our old keeper for MDH Knights, Dave Morris deffo falls into the 'crazy keeper bracket' don't think a game went by without him squaring up to a striker for no reason or charging 30 yards out of his goal chasing a hopless lost cause. must of got close to double figures the penos he gave away last season.

good response, seems a close one so far. all the best for tomorrow